the 100% accurate yet unrealistic depiction of my life. enjoy.

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the 100% accurate yet unrealistic depiction of my life. enjoy.

3ch0-lokshun:

speakintongueandcheek:

shisnojon:

heliolisk:

any cookie is bite sized if you try hard enough

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ANY COOKIE IS BITE SIZED IF YOU TRY HARD ENOUGH

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NOT ALL COOKIES

(via lame-fallen-angel)

Being a person

3 years ago: "Wow, what was I thinking? That was really dumb."
2 years ago: "Wow, what was I thinking? That was really dumb."
6 months ago: "Wow, what was I thinking? That was really dumb."
Yesterday: "Wow, what was I thinking? That was really dumb."

drowninginmysepulchre:

communistbakery:

if you were a flower
you’d be a damnnnndelion

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(Source: communistbakery, via visitreality)